Saturday, December 18, 2010

Tron: Legacy...a brief review, and a general rant.

My desktop background from about a year ago. Sorry...you can't beat the original.


I'll ignore story in this review because, unfortunately, no one who goes to see this movie is seeing it for it's script structure or storyline. I didn't have a huge problem with the story, actually. I don't think anyone is arguing that the original film isn't 10 times better (except for the fool that my friends and I heard as we left the theatre uttering the phrase "man, that was better than the original"), but they didn't remake it for story's sake. The plot was actually pretty inspired as far as "sequels that should have been made well over 2 decades ago" are concerned.



What people are going to see this film for is it's visual appeal. Of course, uberfans like myself will see it no matter what. As for the score, Daft Punk was the perfect choice. Their synthesized, arpeggiated, pulsating score is the best thing this film has going for it other than Jeff Bridges return to the role of Flynn. 

Now for my real complaints.

Technically...the uncanny valley rears it's ugly head again, this time in the form of 'videogame cutscene Jeff Bridges'. Nope...It didn't work. The visual effects team that worked on Benjamin Button still has a long way to go before 70 year old Harrison Ford will be able to play himself at 30 again without freaking out the majority of film goers. If you are unfamiliar with the term "uncanny valley" as it relates to film (don't worry...even one of my very intelligent film teachers didn't know what I was talking about until I showed her), here is a good website. The short clip from 30 Rock on this page explains it all. 


Uncanny Valley



It's time for the 3-D fad to die...again. It was a gimmick in the 50's and it had to die...it was a fun little gimmick again in the 80's, and it had to die. It's a gimmick again now, and it must...MUST die. 

All you get with 3-D today is a good amount of F Stops down with the glasses and an overall image that's harder to focus on. Why even get the exposure right in the first place if the glasses are just going to ruin the DP's hard work?

At least this time, with Tron: Legacy, they gave us a disclaimer at the beginning, stating that a lot of the film would be in 2-D...a point which I took advantage of by taking off the glasses when they did nothing but darken the image significantly.

Now for my brief rant concerning this issue.

At this point I'm just so annoyed that they haven't yet figured out how to simply brighten the image so that you don't lose overall exposure from using the glasses. I really don't care for the fad at all; I don't think the film gains a single thing by adding dimension like that. I personally believe it will die out within the next few years. I say they should have separation and people should be able to choose between going to a 3-D movie theatre and a normal movie theatre. 3-D is one thing if it takes us in the direction of holographic entertainment (think TNG holodecks)...it's another thing if the industry is just taking advantage of everyone's consumerist mindset. My slight fear is that if this is the direction cinema is headed, then everything I'm learning at film school will be obsolete in the next 2 decades. However, I try to balance out that thought process by realising that that's as silly a thing for me to fear as it was for people to fear that still photography would be completely replaced by movies when they first became popular. 2-D film making will always be around in some form. 

I do hope that isn't an overly optimistic statement.

Say what you will about Avatar (I personally only needed to see it once), but this time last year I heard James Cameron state in an interview with NPR that he made sure Avatar's 3-D version was literally only 3 or 4 dollars more worth it. I remember very clearly that they brightened the overall image, therefore not sacrificing exposure. I also remember it being very appropriate and tasteful as far as the depth and dimension was concerned. They didn't try to stick anything in your face for shock value. It was simply a film with 3 dimensions instead of 2.
The question, to me, is whether or not a film is made "better" because of it. 

James Cameron on NPR


NPR on the 3-D fad


Another short and interesting NPR article on 3-D

So why make movies in 3-D at all? Obviously, as my film school friend Cody Short pointed out, the whole point is money...and that's it. I can proudly say, however, that I personally haven't ever felt ripped off by a 3-D movie because I always think ahead and buy a cheaper ticket to a different movie, only to grab a pair of 3-D glasses from the 3-D glasses bin and walk into the correct theatre, or use the kiosk and buy a "senior" discounted ticket (which they never, EVER check for). I won't sneak into movies unpaid for, but I won't let them completely rip me off.

Yes...I am a huge Tron fan, so I feel that I have a right to complain. I showed up in my over sized, glow-in-the dark Tron t-shirt. Overall with Tron: Legacy, I felt just about the same as I felt leaving Indy 4, which most fans don't really count as part of the trilogy. Star Wars prequels, Indy 4, Tron 2....these are all just fun little fan flicks that have no real place in the franchises other than 90 minute homages, as far as I'm concerned.



 
I wish I could end this review on a positive note, but I have no choice. Of course I am well aware that the majority of people...probably a good 95%, will not care nor even think about any of these things when they go to see Tron: Legacy, or the new worthless Harry Potter movie, or those miserable, unmentionable insults to C.S. Lewis' works of art. They'll just go to be "entertained" for 90 minutes, mindlessly throwing their money straight into the machine, unaware or choosing to ignore that they are being duped, taken advantage of, and taken for a fool. Unfortunately, ignorance is bliss for the masses, and those who actually care are the ones who lose the most in the end.

Sunday, October 10, 2010

The Futureheads

About 6 years ago I stood in line at La Zona Rosa in Austin, Texas with my older brother Trevor.
The line was all the way down the street a number of blocks. The venue was jam packed.



It was SXSW (South by Southwest, the biggest and best music festival in the world...ahem) and the band we were waiting to see was The Futureheads.

I was their biggest fan. Completely obsessed; an obsession which still lasts today. However, at the time, all they had was their self-titled debut album: The Futureheads. I also had a pretty good handful of B-sides and rarities. 



That album changed my life. I couldn't get enough of their Sunderland, England fast-paced energetic 4-part harmonies and overlapped vocal layerings, their aggressive post-punk scratchy Gang of Four guitars and their powerful, driving drum beats. I listened to that album every day.

On this particular day, I waited in line with probably hundreds of others to see The Futureheads at this tiny little place (where I also saw a number of amazing shows, including Modest Mouse and others). 
But it wouldn't happen...a person came up to the people right in front of me and my brother and....cut us off. The venue was too packed; we couldn't see the band. Me, my brother and the 60+ people behind us were devastated. All we got in compensation were some Futureheads stickers (one of which is on my current car's back windshield....I had enough so that all 3 cars I've owned have had a Futureheads sticker on them). But that didn't make up for the loss.

Instead, we went and saw Robert Plant. That was okay....it wasn't 1970, and it wasn't Led Zeppelin. In fact, even if it HAD been 1970 Led Zeppelin, it only would have barely made up for missing The Futureheads at that point in their career.

Their sophomore effort, News and Tributes, was polished, mature and more laid back than their previous. I have friends who like it the most. I love it to death...but it doesn't beat the first one.



Their next two are....eh. They chose a simpler route. 
They still haven't come back to their early peak.



BUT

Last night, I saw them at The Bluebird here in Denver. There were less than 50 people at maximum in the tiny little venue the whole night...there was only a handful when the first band played. As I stood there and watched the opening band (some pop/punk piece, not great) with my friend Michael from Film School, two people walk past that I immediately recognized. It was Barry and Ross, the two guitarists/vocalists of the group. The drummer walked up as well. They stood right next to us and watched the band. I had to shake their hands, yelling over the music "I love your music very much". It was worth it.

Here they are:


The second band is something I have to mention. I hadn't heard of them...Young the Giant. Their album comes out in 2 weeks.


Phenomenal! They were really, really good! I haven't heard something at a show that I liked that much on first listen since Tacks the Boy Disaster opened for Midlake in 2007 at The Granada in Dallas. 
BLOWN AWAY. They sounded like The Walkmen meets Fleet Foxes meets Grizzly Bear meets The Strokes early stuff. Really great combination of sounds...nothing very original, mind you, but a beautiful smörgåsbord of styles blended together to perfection. I got to meet those guys, too. And I did what pisses most musicians off (who have an ego, anyways) and said "So do you listen to The Walkmen? I could tell." Yes, he did, and yes, he loves them, and Grizzly Bear. I knew it. Still cool.

Okay so The Futureheads came on stage. 
High energy from start to finish, as is to be expected.
They played a lot of songs from ALL FOUR OF THEIR ALBUMS! That was cool. I knew them all. But no one danced more, jumped higher or screamed louder than me when they played their second song of the night, my personal favourite Futureheads song: Meantime. I was ecstatic...I didn't expect that. Oftentimes when I see a band I love dearly they don't play my favourite song.

 
They played a handful of songs from their debut: Meantime, Decent Days and Nights, First Day (which was awesome live, with the speeding up etc.), Hounds of Love (they asked the audience to sing along, splitting the crown in half for the "AH- OH OH" portion and I jumped in before they pointed at us and sang along where the vocal part starts on the actual album...Barry looked at me and made a face, then said "Not yet!". That was funny) and ended with, to my utter surprise, the favourite of me and my high school friends, the closer on their debut, Man Ray. That was awesome live. I remember sitting in the backseat of my friend Grant's Honda with the windows rolled down and all our friends packed in the car, driving on the way to Sonic or Wendy's during the lunch hour and screaming at the top of our lungs along to the chorus "Touch yourself, touch yourself, touch each other Black and White!". 
Who knows what that means, but it was incredible. 

Wonderful, exciting memories are tied to this band.

I have many memories of driving down Texas highways in my jeep with the windows rolled down (or unzipped, rather) and The Futureheads blasting through my stereo, accompanied by me singing/screaming every word of the album along from start to finish. When I worked for KVII TV, I drove the News Units around Texas doing the very same thing. I love The Futureheads.

Torgo! even did an early song that was basically an homage to their sound...Naughty Android. I felt it was the best song on our first album.

So to wrap this up, meeting The Futureheads wasn't quite like my experience in meeting The Walkmen; that time, we were in Oklahoma City to see Grant and saw The Walkmen(a band that has really made me a lot of who I am today) at a tiny little auditorium that looked identical to the one in the high school in the Buddy Holly movie...in fact it looked identical to my middle school's auditorium in Pampa Texas. We stood right against the stage and were within touching distance to Hamilton, the lead singer. 



It was unbelievable...the music was perfect. I have never been so absorbed by their music before. After the show, I bought a poster and Ike and I searched for their green room...we found them down some stairs and a hallway in a little room, sitting there at a table with a group of people. We had them all sign the poster, talked to them about mastering our album at The Lodge in New York City (which we eventually were unable to afford, but it was where they had their album mastered) and we told them about our Torgo!. Then we stood by the stage as they packed up their equipment and talked about everything from their guitar tone, our favourite songs by them (We've Been Had), and Myley Cyrus (thanks, Ike. We can always count on you to make the conversation a little stupider). Like The Futureheads last night, they were very, very kind in person. They totally carried a cool conversation with us. It was awesome.

Btw, we also ran into Grizzly Bear after the Beach House show that same weekend in Oklahoma. They were in the alley as we left the venue. Ed Drost was super nice...we told them how amazing Veckatamist is. Ike was wearing a Michael Jackson Thriller T-shirt that Ed Drost commented on. Hah. Again, thanks Ike.

As for The Futureheads, I didn't have to go creeping around to find them. They walked right up.

And the poster I bought was already signed. Hah!

-Blakestone

Saturday, October 9, 2010

The 15th

I think Alex started this? I'm very late in doing it.
 
The idea is, in fifteen minutes, to come up with fifteen albums that have had some sort of profound impact on you, and to place them hereabouts in the form of a note, titled using the number 15 (as a song title, I assume?)

DISCLAIMER: I did not mention The Walkmen because my love affair with them involves every one of their albums. It's not fair just to pick one...but You & Me would probably be the album....We've Been Had, the song.

1. Midlake-Bamnan and Slivercork/Van Occupanther.
Bamnan...Completely in love with that sound....what I wanted to sound like forever for a while. Never gets old.

Van Occupanther...this album grew on my like a disease. I'm completely engrossed in it, still. I was expecting Banman but I got something deeper. I adore this album. So much. It's the ultimate 70's folk rock album of all time.

2. Talking Heads-Speaking in Tongues
Able to listen to/dance to this album for weeks straight. Probably my favourite album ever.

3. The Beach Boys - Today!
B Side is the most beautiful Beach Boys music in the world. Absolutely gorgeous and melancholy Brian Wilson ballads. Quite often, I like to put this record on and sing along to every word from start to finish. Most played band in my last.fm account since 2006.

4. Yes - Close to the Edge
Changed my life. Haven't been able to stop listening to this for a large portion of my life. It grows on me more every listen...and I'm probably on listen 500 now.

5. Stereolab - Dots and Loops
Listening to it right now. 2nd most played band in my last.fm account since 2006, and probably mostly because of this album. Space Age Bachelor Pad Music....bouncy, fun, exciting, loungy, perfect. This album consistently sounds fresh to me.

6. Styx - The Grand Illusion
Because. It made me me.

7. Weezer - The Blue Album
Because I haven't been able to stop loving this album since childhood, and because no matter how disgusting and terrible and nasty and ungodly and putrid and fecal Weezer's music has become, it can't stop me from loving their debut.

8. Pink Floyd - Dark Side of the Moon
Changed my life in high school. Dark Side of Oz....done it 3 times....beautiful. This album is timeless, and mind blowing.

9. Fleet Floxes - Fleet Floxes
Because just listen to it.

10. Parliament - Mothership Connection
Probably in my top 5 of all time. Like Talking Heads, Beach Boys and Stereolab, Parliament is a band I am always in the mood for, that I never, ever tire of. I can put it on at any given time and be in the mood for it. This album particularly. Obsessed with it. "DO NOT ATTEMPT TO ADJUST YOUR RADIO".

11. Tortoise - TNT
Everything I said for Dots and Loops as far as constantly listening to that album....same here. I can't get enough of this album...again, I feel that it is always fresh, like every time I listen to it is the first time.

12. Grandaddy - Sumday
One of the most under-rated albums of all time. I adore EVERY SONG on this album. It is so bleak but optimistic, so honest and simple yet frightening and complex. It means so much to me. Invokes wonderful memories of snow and mountains, as do Midlake and Fleet Foxes.

13. The Futureheads - The Futureheads
The best, most aggressive, energetic, honest, authentic post-punk revival album of all time. They started it all. I can sing along to every song at the top of my lungs; it's exhausting, but somehow when I get to Man Ray and it's all over...it's been totally worth it. I love to drive down Texas highways, roll down the windows and shout along to this fascinating band.

14. Man Man - Six Demon Bag
When this album is on, my energy automatically rises 100%...which can be quite frightening on any given day when my energy is already quite high. Best live show I've ever seen...twice. And I've seen quite a lot. At their shows....I lose it. Both times, I danced insanely from start to finish, screaming along with them. It possesses me. Ask Sunil. He was there.

15. Broken Social Scene - Feel Good Lost
My most listened to album of all time according to Last.Fm and iTunes. You can do anything with this album.
It's perfect for any occasion.



There are so many albums I didn't mention...(Chromeo, M83, Explosions in the Sky, Octopus Project, Radiohead, Iron & Wine, Hot Chip, Grizzly Bear, Mew, Aphex Twin....So many, but these came to mind first.

Favourites not mentioned: Mew - And the Glass Handed Kites, Grizzly Bear - Veckatamist, Octopus Project - all of them, M83 - Dead Cities, etc., The Cranberries - No Need to Argue, Hot Chip - The Warning,  and more and more and more and more.


Friday, May 14, 2010

Nick and the Nintendo: A travesty

Friday, May 14, 2010 at 4:53pm
Haven't written one of these in a while, but I thought tonight's anecdote deserved to be told in some fashion.

I ate dinner with my family tonight (Uncle and Aunt, aunt is my mom's sister...they have 3 adopted kiddos.)

The oldest, Nicklaus, is like...13. 
He's the hispanic looking kid that stars in my latest short film,

The tale I'm gonna tell is about him.

I visited my hometown, Amarillo, last weekend and brought back with me my humble collection of classic consoles and games....my Super NES game collection (about 20 games I guess, not too many...my SNES broke down last year and I bought a new one here in Denver back in January at a place called BuyBack Games...but I had neither games nor a TV to play it with), a Sega Genesis and a Sega Genesis 3 (with a handful of games, including Primal Rage, NBA Jam, Sonic, etc.), and my original Nintendo (along with about 10 games including Mario/Duck Hunt with the original gun controller, of course).

After dinner with my family, I am usually dragged downstairs by one or more of the kids to the cold basement of the house to play with their Wii (that sounds really bad reading that back). Needless to say, after about 5 months of living here and eating dinner with the family once a week, I am tired of playing the old version of Medal of Honor for Wii, and even tired of MarioKart and Super Smash Bros (the only game I consistently want to play, which, for some reason, they never want to play.) SOOOOOO....

I remembered that I had my classic console collection (nice alliteration, eh?) in the trunk of my car still. I sat down the wii-mote (I still think I sound like a retarded kid with a speech impediment when I say that out loud) and declared unto the children:
"Children....I have brought something wonderful back from Amarillo with me."

Children: What is it?

Me: A Nintendo.

Nick: We have a nintendo.

Me: No, child. A real Nintendo.

Nick: A Nintendo Wii?

Me: No....no, a Nintendo.

Nick: (without looking up from his game). Oh like a Nintendo Gamecube.

Me: (at this point, I'm quite surprised that he isn't comprehending what I'm saying).

Nick. Not a Gamecube. A Nintendo.

Nick: What do you mean.....
(Pause. His eyes widen as he realizes something).
You mean...a Nintendo 64?!!

Me: (longer pause).

No, Nick. Not a Nintendo 64. I would have said 'Nintendo 64' if I had brought a Nintendo 64.
I'm talking about a Nintendo.

Nick: ...I don't get it.

Me: Wow.





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(switching back from semi-present tense dialogue to past tense narrative...or whatever).
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So I ran upstairs to go outside to my car and retrieve my gamestuffs. In passing Uncle Mike, I quickly said, "It's time to educate your son."

When I came back inside, I sat the bag of gaming goodness down on the dining room table. The kids looked in confusion as I proudly pulled the bulky box (oooh...double-alliteration, I'm on a roll) from the bag, setting down the original, classic Nintendo in all it's retro glory.

Caroline: What's that.

Me: It's....it's a Nintendo.

Caroline: Weird.

Me: Uh...yeah I guess so.


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We brought the games downstairs. It took me a while, but I set up the Nintendo and got it going on the right channel. At this point, Nick was off somewhere else being annoying, and Payton was downstairs, farting as usual and making the cold basement a colder, smellier basement.
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Me: Okay. Pick up the controller.

Payton: Which one is it? The gun? I want the gun.

Me: Yeah, okay, but you have to select Duck Hunt first and you have to choose what version you're gonna play.

Payton: Which one is the controller?

Me: Really? The one right there.

Payton: (picks up the unplugged, sega controller.) This one?

Me: No...no, Payton. That one. The one that looks like a candy bar.

Payton: Oh. Weird.

(pause).

Payton: I want to play the one with the gun. Do I get to kill people? Let me play the one that kills people.

Me: Uh...yeah okay. You don't get to kill "people", though.

Payton: Why not?

Me: Cuz you kill ducks.

Payton: What? Why?

Me: Cuz it's called Duck Hunt.

Payton: Oh.

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After about 2 rounds, Payton got tired and angry that he couldn't shoot the "stupid dumb annoying dog" and gave up. Caroline seemed upset because she said the dog wasn't realistic and sounded funny.

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Me: You sound funny.

Caroline: Let's play Mario!

Me: Okay.

Payton: Is it two-player?

Me: Yes.

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I set up the game and we started to play.
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Payton: I thought you said this was two-player.

Me: It is. You have to wait until Caroline dies. Then you're Luigi, and you get to play.

Payton: What? I have to wait?

Me: Yes. You have to wait.

Payton: (looks at me with a blank but saddened expression) Oh.

Caroline: Wait....you can't go backwards?!! I didn't get the mushroom thingy!

Me: Uh...yeah. You have to keep going forward.

Caroline: What?
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Five minutes went by and the kids started complaining that this was boring. I tried reasoning with them, explaining that there would be no "Mario Kart" or "Smash Brothers" without this game, that this was the first game with Mario (except for original Donkey Kong, but I didn't say that because that would just have confused them), and that I was playing this game before they were even a figment of their birth mother's imaginations. That made me feel old and grouchy, and I had a flash-forward to a future, unpleasant parenthood in the 2020s.

After this, we tried Marble Madness. They hated that one, and Caroline said the music was dumb and cheesy. That hurt pretty bad. I changed it to Master Blaster. Surely Payton would get into this one. Alas...he did not. Caroline complained that it was stupid that the car could jump, because cars can't jump. I told her that her back hand spring was stupid.

Finally, I gave up on the good old Nintendo and convinced the kids that the Sega was amazing, that it had even better graphics, and that their minds would be blown by Sonic. They skeptically agreed that I could set it up. Five minutes later, I had Mortal Combat going. Nicklaus came back downstairs and Payton went up to do homework. Nicklaus beat me at Mortal Kombat 4 times, all the while complaining that it looked stupid. Caroline kept wanting us to pick the girl. We finally did, just to make her happy, but everyone knows that Sonya sucks. She's so damn slow.

We eventually switched to Jurassic Park (not the impossible-to-beat top-down/3d-when-you're-in-the-buildings one for SNES, but the side scroller action one where you can be the Raptor or Grant.) Nick was the Raptor. He kept falling into the pit of sharp things and dying. He got bored after about 3 minutes.

I told them that we could play my favourite game. I put in Primal Rage. Nick had seen this one before because I had at one point taken the kids (along with Jordan) to Nickel-a-Play, a Denver version of Buffalo Nickel (you Amarskrillites will appreciate that reference...except at Nickel-a-play there are more games and all of them are free after you pay like a $4 admission fee. Awesome). So anyways, I cheated and was Vertigo (because I had to win back my honor from being brutally beaten by a first-timer at Mortal Kombat). Nick was Blizzard, and I ate him to death until his heart and brain exploded in a glorious gush of guts. (again with the alliteration....ooh boy I should win a prize.)

Anyways. That lasted 5 minutes. The kids were ready to stop, until I said, "Okay....surely you guys know Sonic." They did not. I loaded up Sonic 1, and started playing, showing them how cool it was that you could rush through the game and get all the rings and spin like a ball and stuff. They just stared. Caroline finally broke the silence.

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Caroline: Is that it?

Me: What? What do you mean.

Caroline: You just run?

Me: Uh...yeah.

Caroline: So you just run through?

Me: ...yeah....Yeah but you get the rings.

Caroline: ...uh huh....

Me: No...like, see, you get the rings. Like you go really fast, like a rollercoaster. And you get the rings and get them all and you win, see I just got to a checkpoint....see....

Nick: This is dumb.

Me: You're an inbred.

Nick: I'm going upstairs to play my Nintendo DS.

Me: Yeah okay whatever. Go feed your digital puppies. I'm gonna kill Dr. Eggman.

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Tonight....I felt old. And lonely. And cold. And those kids....those kids fart so much.


Classsic Nostalgia


    • Em Elliott
      Oh, dear Blake Talley, thank you for lighting up my exam-studying night with this amazing story! You are my hero. I ran down the hall with my laptop and read the entire thing to my housemate Bekah who loves video games like none other. She ...would like me to inform you that if you are ever inclined to visit Virginia, she will abolutely play original Nintendo with you, especially because she was banned from playing it when she was four because she stepped on and broke her family's Nintendo.

      Anyway, have a great night, and quit feeling old because that makes me super old.

      And if you breath through your mouth, you don't smell the farts...just don't think about the fact that you're eating them instead :)

      May 13 at 10:40pm

    • Dafydd Vaid YEAH!!!! You are on Facebook FIRE!!!

      When are we going to see each other again, Blake?

      Tell more stories!
      May 13 at 11:32pm

    • Kody Miller So, so sad....
      May 14 at 12:16am

    • Jordan Bailey
      This sounds about right for your cousins. It's hard to get people excited about old school video games if they are used to the modern stuff... or maybe if they don't have nostalgic ties to it already.

      Also... when you are double-alliteratin...g... you are on a "roll," not a "role." And it's 2020s, not 2020's... unless it is possessive. :) Love you.

      May 14 at 12:21am

    • David Twiss i'M CRYING INSIDE!
      May 14 at 12:37am

    • Blake Talley Yeah I can't believe I said "role" haha.

      Thanks Emily that's awesome!! I'm really glad to brighten your day.

      Dafydd...why yes....yes, I am. Thank you.
      May 14 at 1:35am

    • Blake Talley K, I fixed my grammar issues. Thanks for looking out for me, babe.

      Dudes....we are so close to beating Sagat in Street Fighter 2. It's really, really hard.

      And then we still have M. Bison. SAhheesh.
      May 14 at 1:36am

    • Blake Talley Oh, and Dafydd.....come see me in Denver!!

      David....don't cry!! Kody....yeah I know.
      May 14 at 2:00am

    • Joshua Green Be still and know that a special circle of heaven awaits us, brother. One adorned with "Candy Bar-Controllers" and jumping cars. And the only way to get around there is by side-scrolling.
      May 14 at 2:35a

    • Cyndie Merillat Koetting
      Damn that made me laugh...

      inbred...

      digital puppies...
      ...
      Did you have to explain that too? If so,please make that the next installment of Blake and the Farting Kids...
      See More

      May 14 at 7:59am

    • Blake Talley Hahah
      May 14 at 11:03am

    • Kris Hounshell Collins loved it. and jordan, you capture my heart with your correct grammar and punctuation. i might have to adopt you now. just forgive me for no caps. i identify with ee cummings.
      May 14 at 11:08am

    • Dafydd Vaid
      I was really hoping that when I clicked "see more" on Cyndie Merillat Koetting's status that

      inbred...

      digital puppies...
      ...
      was going to turn into a poem. You let me down, stranger.

      Hey, Braxtol. I think I might be moving to Philly. But. I wanna come to Denver. That's where I first America-ed.
      See More

      May 14 at 1:11pm

    • McKay Moran Yes, child. A REAL Nintendo. (favorite part #1)
      Digital puppies. (favorite part #2)
      May 14 at 1:59pm

    • Hägen Hall Blake!!!! I have a real Nintendo too!!!!!
      May 14 at 4:41pm

    • Blake Talley
      Hahaha what? America-ed?

      Are you moving for that girl? Don't do that, Daf!!!!

      and I feel like you and Cyndie may have met at one point.
      ...
      HAGEN!!! AWESOME!!!

      I'm editing this note and adding one part that I remembered today while playing Super Mario Brothers 2...alone...in my room....on a friday.....

      I'm going to hit downtown tonight just so I feel better about myself. I don't know what I'll do, since I don't know anybody, but I'm going just the same. I love downtown Denver.
      See More

      May 14 at 4:51pm

    • Dafydd Vaid I don't know no Cyndie. Unless she's one of those news-chum of yours that I got ass-of-myself-makingly drunk around or something...
      May 14 at 5:15pm

    • Dafydd Vaid America-ed. I immigrated, remember?

      And as for this lady of mine, I'm not giving up on my dreams or anything. We both left the same college, and we're both going to go back to school next year. Same plans. Good times. Good lovin'.
      May 14 at 5:22pm

    • Brolin McKay Beavith, thith ith incredible.
      May 14 at 8:53pm

    • Luis Lujan Hahaha. What to say? You ask those kids if there are any games NOW that have a gun shaped controller, and then before they have a chance to answer, you say, "No, there aren't any, shut up!"
      May 14 at 10:52pm

    • Cyndie Merillat Koetting
      Dafydd...Ask and ye shall receive! (the no caps version is a gift for kris)

      inbred...

      digital puppies...
      ...
      is it possible for digital puppies to be inbred...

      the thought infiltrates my mind as i travel to the nintendo...

      i listen to the farting children and contemplate the need to feed animals that only exist due to the electronic age...

      i ponder their death...will it hurt when i cease to feed and water these ridiculous virtual animals...

      the smile that crosses my face is manicial in nature...

      the farting children will mourn the death of their digital pets, and that satisfies me for the briefest of moments...

      i am content as i wander off to kill dr. eggman.
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      May 15 at 12:25am

    • Blake Talley
      That's good Davth. Good. Weird, making your name into Davth made me think of Darth Vader.

      Good times keep goin goin got to escape now.

      Man I had an awesome night tonight. You wouldn't believe what I bought.
      ...
      Brolin don't call me Beavis, Butthead.

      Hahahaha Luis absolutely correct!!

      WOW Cyndie you win. Amazing. My great friend Cyndie just wrote a poem for my great friend Dafydd based on an experience I had involving Nintendo. This is a great day. Night. Day.

      May 15 at 1:48am

    • Dafydd Vaid Great friend status. It tastes good. Tastes like gingersnaps soaked in gatorade. Thanks for the poem, Crocodiledundee Meerkat Cutlery.
      May 15 at 3:42am

    • Cyndie Merillat Koetting hahaha ty.

      I meant maniacal...spelling error...sigh
      May 15 at 7:40am

    • Blake Talley maniacal is a tough one.
      May 15 at 1:24pm

    • Nathan Hand Great story! Perhaps they would have enjoyed the Atari more. "RiverRaid" was my favorite on that. Also, please note that I do get on Facebook sometimes!
      May 19 at 10:15pm

    • Blake Talley hahahaha awesome.

Friday, February 5, 2010

Holy Cow, did you see...

Friday, February 5, 2010 at 12:17am
 
...the Pogo Empire of the Sun remix?!?!



Pogo truly is a modern musical hero of mine.

Also, did you know about this website? I just freakin discovered it, how lame am I.

PogoMix

Also for you fans of Mad Men, Ike has made me aware of the only funny episode of SNL I've seen since Chevy Chase was a cast member (it's hilarious, actually.)

Look for the SNL episode starring Jon Ham!!!!!!!!! MUAHAHAHAH!! SERGIO!!!!!!

I was given 5 student screenplays and offered roles in a bunch of shorts...turned them all down. Read them all, am writing harsh criticisms of them because they suck. Also, I shot some young bucks horrible movie tonight and wasted 3 and a half precious hours in the freezing colorado weather while he made me get 65 different shots of a guy sitting by a park looking at a picture of his "dead daughter". Seriously. Real entertainment is an incredible breath of fresh air, even if it is SNL.

    • Ike Whitehead so the daughter wasn't even really dead?
      February 5 at 12:23am
    • Blake Talley Unfortunately.........it was just a manipulation of the student screen.
      February 5 at 12:24am
    • Blake Talley
      Also, did everyone see his Terminator 2 deal? I think it's the first song that he uses completely 100% sounds from the movie. It's unbelievable, he truly is a genius. Up till this point I thought maybe I could do this given the right equipm...ent...now I'm not so sure. It's entirely made up of ONLY sounds from the film. The last minute of it is just fantastic.

      I hope James Cameron sees this and gives him a small portion of the money he's making off of Avatar right now.

      http://www.last.fm/music/Pogo/+videos/+1-UlS_Rnb5WM4
      February 5 at 12:35am
    • Blake Talley Finally, it should be noted that if Torgo! every becomes anything at all, like the album makes even the tiniest splash in the indie music world, my one wish would be that Pogo do one of our songs.
      February 5 at 12:39am
    • Blake Talley
      For any of you that have actually read any of this at all, if you care...

      I found a way to convert the songs to MP3 form for now until Pogo decides to upload higher quality versions for download on last.fm!!!!

      Check it out...someone messaged ...me this on last.fm and it worked.

      It's super, super easy.

      "Pogo music

      Hey I know how to get the music if u want it go youtube copy url then go to website http://www.video2mp3.net/ copy it then save it make a folder of music then put on it then open itunes"

      Yayyy!!! I now have 7 new Pogo songs on my iTunes playlist, making for a total of 1 and a half hours of Pogo music, 29 songs total!!!
      It's really a great playlist. I have them all ordered nicely.
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      February 7 at 2:59am
    • Alex Collins That's awesome!!!
      February 7 at 11:53pm
    • Blake Talley Yeah man! I mean the quality is lowish but you really can't tell unless you're using like Bose.